How is it that Stanford can be ranked #6 in the country, sitting on 10 wins and possibly looking at the Rose Bowl, and Vanderbilt can’t see the far side of .500 more than once in a quarter-century? Everything else is competitive – both basketball teams and the baseball are annual postseason contenders and always competitive with the best in the country – so why the FUCK can’t football get over the goddamn hump?
Birmingham-born Californian, age fifty-two, cannot return to his native state…there are 651,972 reasons why